Everyone loves porn games!
Howdy folks – Mr. Mamba here and today, I’m going to be writing up a feature-length review on a website I’ve come across called Free Adult Games. I’ve been getting hounded recently to add more titles to this category and I’ve finally come across so top-tier destinations that I think you’re going to love. I’m a gamer at heart but clearly, I’m also passionate about porn as well – this combination should make me quite the potent reviewer of titles in this space! So let’s get down into it, because I can’t wait to log into Free Adult Games for a full review. Continue reading if you want to know what the biggest geek in porn has to say about this place.
So you actually end up logging into a website called My User Vault after signing up to Free Adult Games – I’m amazed that you get a lot more than talked about when you first become a member! Before going over the games, I wanted to briefly mention that you receive a whole cache of 3D rendered porn with lots of great themes like lesbian sex, undead fucking and vampire sexiness upon signing up. The homepage shows it all and honestly, the quality here is absolutely fantastic. If you enjoy rendered sex scenes then definitely check them out – it’s some of the most high quality 3D smut I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something!
Oh and if you’re more into realistic porn, click on the ‘Full Movies’ link at the top of the website and you’ll see that your membership comes with access to over 1,000 pornographic DVDs, including greats like Casting Couch Cuties, Modern MILFs and Barely 18. And as if that wasn’t enough, the ‘Premiere Passport’ that comes with your account includes lots of porn from other sites, the most notable of which is uncensored Japanese hardcore fucking. Man, so many great things going on at Free Adult Games and we haven’t even seen what our main course is yet!
The porn gaming area is waiting
Okay, I’ve left that link unclicked for too long now – it’s time for me to check out the porn games on offer here. After clicking the link, I’m shown a homepage that displays the latest added titles to the site, including the likes of Gotham Sluts, Call of Booty and Grand Fuck Auto. You’ve also got links along the top that take you to various themed game clusters: toon games, battle babez, card games, hentai games and hustletown. My experience tells me that the Japanese adult gaming industry is always a cut above the rest, so this is where my adventure had to start. I hope you like adult anime folks, because we’re about to get all hentai up in this bitch.
The first game I clicked on to try was Fuck Town: College Life Part 3. This is basically set in a school in Japan, but all of the language is in semi-accurate English. Your job is to go around the building and help with odd tasks for the purposes of getting a teen there a higher grade. You’re hoping to fuck her, but a few obstacles come up in your way and you’ll have to fuck your way out of them. It’s all done with just clicking here so like we’d hope, one-handed gameplay is very much supported. Try not to jerk off too much to this one because there are plenty more where that came from.
More great adult gaming titles
I also went ahead and played Miami Holidays – this is a game where you befriend a cute anime girl on Facebook and then she convinces you to head on over to Miami for a trip with her. It’s a clicking adventure around the city from then on in – it functions very similar to dating sims you’ve probably played in the past, only you’re going to get a massive pay-off if you know how to approach the game right. Be careful with your decisions because you could end up making the wrong one! This game is quite a long one, so I hope you’re not planning to bust a nut too soon: might take you a while to get to the good stuff.
Hustletown is a new and exclusive game to Free Adult Games – it’s a quite a bit more in-depth and developed than other titles here, so be prepared to spend a few hours on this one! It’s actually quite difficult at times, but you’ll get the hang of it soon enough. Load times here are a bit longer than your average title too, took me about a minute to get the ball rolling. I’m guessing that’s because it’s such a large game though, so it’s probably in line with what I’d expect. You basically assume the role of a guy getting out of prison and have a boss called Riff Raff who gives you various missions and stuff. Your initial aim is to build up an illegal street army and the eroticism comes pretty easily from there on in. This one even has proper voice acting and everything: I was surprised by how polished it felt!
A quick mention of the others
Now I don’t want to bore you too much with just constant information about all of the fun things to do at Free Adult Games, but I feel the need to also mention that you’ve got some erotic card games too. We’re talking Three Card Poker, Strip Blackjack and so on – I’m really surprised at just how many mature video games that this place has to offer, it has to be in the hundreds. I mean just listen to some of these names: Fappy Birds, Mutant Orgy, Cat Fight University and Sexy Chicks Part 3 Hentai Edition. It’s a never ending supply of wild adult titles in a huge array of niches – don’t get much better than that if you’re serious about your pursuit of the pornographic video game world.
Based on my time spending a few hours inside the member’s area, I think that the hentai games sub-section is the best place to visit here. Don’t get me wrong, there are games in other niches that are also enjoyable, but you’re getting the best bang for your buck in this location if you enjoy those types of games. I actually counted how many were available in ‘hentai games’ – there are 165 at the time of writing this review. That’s right, 165 games just in the hentai category alone! A huge number, and one that basically guarantees you’ll never run out of fresh adult gaming flicks again.
My final thoughts on Free Adult Games
When you sign up to this site, you get an insane deal with lots of porno games, 3D sex videos and hardcore DVDs. No matter what you preference is when it comes to adult entertainment, Free Adult Games has to covered. It’s pretty crazy just how good the package deal is here – something I think most of my readers are going to love. It’s not often that I find great porn games but this site delivered and then some. With such a huge array of available titles, great rendered content and so on, I feel like you’d be missing out on this place if you didn’t try it at least once, so please – click the damn link and go see just how solid the collection of erotic fun available here is.
Mr. Mamba is confident that you won’t be disappointed with the 1,000+ hardcore porn DVDs, multiple game categories, free bonus access to extra websites and obviously, the huge library of playable pornographic video games that come as standard when you create an account. You’ll struggle to find a better alternative to this website: believe me, I’ve looked all over! So what are you waiting for?
Do yourself a favor and go grab the good stuff right now – this place is heaven for genuine fans of XXX games and you won’t be disappointed with what you find inside.